Theo Koury, News Staff
Grade: Freshman
Pronouns: He/Him
Years on Staff: 0
Hobbies and Interests: Friends, Eating, Music, Football
Favorite Quote: "For me, first of all, dopeness is what I like the most. Dopeness. People who want to make things as dope as possible, and, by default, make money from it." - Kanye West
Favorite Hot Take: Being bloated feels good
Fun Fact: I am secretly a shark