Only eating a bug after a StuPub staff member agreed to do it with him, freshman Terry Kendrick covers his mouth in disgust. Kendrick rated the bug three stars, writing "BAD."
Avocado. Ketchup. Like one of my dad’s omlettes.”
— Zach Diethelm, 10
Rating the skittle four stars, junior Liam Watson writes down his comments. "Skittle flavor is bad. Excellent red 40," he said.
They have the taste of a normal skittle, but it is really airy and the texture is super weird.”
— Nora Riddle, 12
Tilting back her cup, sophomore Avery Ladner tries grass soda. Ladner rated the drink two out of five stars.
Wouldn’t drink again. Tastes roughly like green apple.”
— James Zeck, 10
Ketchup chip in hand, freshman Arpitha Sureshkumar prepares to try another item on the taste test lineup. "Tastes like normal fries and ketchup," Sureshkumar said.
At first tasted like salt and vinegar, but then tasted like watered down ketchup.”
— Henry Goertz, 9
In the process of trying all available foods, freshman Hattie Kumar holds a spoonful of raw honeycomb. Rating it four stars, Kumar said it tasted good, but the wax was chewy.
Very sweet. Nice texture. Nothing stands out as above and beyond flavor-wise.”
— Robert Glantz, 12
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Maddy Cox, Asst. Editor in Chief
Grade: Junior
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Years on Staff: 1
Hobbies and Interests: reading, writing, Scooby Doo, and pre-2017 Barbie movies
Favorite Quote: “Screw em if they can’t take a joke,” -Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia
Favorite Hot Take: The Barbie movie isn’t misandrist we just live in an overly-normalized patriarchal society.
Fun Fact: I believe in the Loch Ness monster, I think it is just an undiscovered species of marine life that we don’t know or understand yet.
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Favorite Quote: “But you gotta be somebody sometime,” - Ordinaryish People, AJR
Favorite Hot Take: There’s no ‘right’ way to eat an Oreo.
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