Five Questions is a small survey given to students at Lafayette in which the selected student answers five random questions. Here are senior Clayton Hornberger’s responses.

1. What is the worst brand of soda?

Clayton Hornberger: “Can I say something controversial?…Coca-Cola or Pepsi.”

2. Is traffic worse on Old 100 or Highway 109?

Clayton Hornberger: “109 is perfectly fine, so 100.”

3. Which water fountain in the school is best?

Clayton Hornberger: “The cool new ones. The water bottle filler ones!”

4. Which language in the world is coolest?

Clayton Hornberger: “Swahili.”

5. Are oatmeal Raisin cookies evil?

Clayton Hornberger: “No… Depends on who makes them. If I make them, I won’t eat them.”